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Posted on 24th Jul at 2:10 AM, with 70,361 notes

-annoying:

manhood:

I’m in tears she forted like twice

FORTED

Posted on 24th Jul at 2:07 AM, with 262,232 notes

hedgehog-o-brien:

suddenlyoranges:

l20music:

hiphopfightsback:

This shits just ridiculous. Probably the worst torture in the history of torture.

SAND FLOOR ROOM 

So basically it’s a torture device, where a person is put into a room with slow moving sand-paper at the bottom. There is no way out.

The person has to walk forward to keep from getting send to the corner and scraped.

Eventually after days of walking, the person will get tired and won’t be able to anymore.

What happens next, is pretty gruesome and self-explanatory. 

FUUUUUCK!!!

please no

I´m a writer I whisper as I secretly find this extremely fascinating

Posted on 24th Jul at 2:06 AM, with 209,426 notes
lokicolouredglasses:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."


(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)
This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.
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lokicolouredglasses:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.

"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."

"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)

This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

Posted on 24th Jul at 2:04 AM, with 59,961 notes
plug:

Before and after listening to Beyonce

plug:

Before and after listening to Beyonce

Posted on 24th Jul at 1:56 AM, with 401,990 notes

trashy-prince:

2srooky:

shanellbklyn:

x-cunt-hunter-x:

kxngvxgitx:

cold-fury:

One of the best moments of my childhood.

BITCH

ZERO HAD ZERO FUCKS

I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good

I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book.
This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.

yesss this was such a good book and film

Posted on 24th Jul at 1:49 AM, with 249,686 notes

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

Posted on 24th Jul at 1:38 AM, with 534,852 notes
h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

Posted on 24th Jul at 1:34 AM, with 142,632 notes

myramylove:

I don’t think I can do any of these.

Posted on 24th Jul at 1:30 AM, with 235,984 notes
thatnigga-ian:

calmtempest:

startrekmademequeer:

lifeofabiologymajor:

artofseductionlxix:

mentalalchemy:

 
hoodjab:
A Greek doctor has photographed an extremely rare moment during a birth, showing a baby still encased inside the amniotic sac after it has been removed from the mother’s body.
Because the sac had not been punctured, Dr Tsigris said the baby did not even realise it had been born and behaved as if it was still inside the mother’s womb.
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The doctor said there was no risk to the baby as it was still feeding off the placenta and would begin to breathe as soon as the sac was broken.
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wow

this is really cool

just five more minutes, mom

procrastination taken to the next level

Procrastinating from the womb
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thatnigga-ian:

calmtempest:

startrekmademequeer:

lifeofabiologymajor:

artofseductionlxix:

mentalalchemy:

 

hoodjab:

A Greek doctor has photographed an extremely rare moment during a birth, showing a baby still encased inside the amniotic sac after it has been removed from the mother’s body.

Because the sac had not been punctured, Dr Tsigris said the baby did not even realise it had been born and behaved as if it was still inside the mother’s womb.

—-

The doctor said there was no risk to the baby as it was still feeding off the placenta and would begin to breathe as soon as the sac was broken.

[Source]

wow

this is really cool

just five more minutes, mom

procrastination taken to the next level

Procrastinating from the womb

Posted on 24th Jul at 1:23 AM, with 80,231 notes
femmenace-t:

pervocracy:

postwhitesociety:

hm

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:
1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”
2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”
3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”
4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

Always reblog
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femmenace-t:

pervocracy:

postwhitesociety:

hm

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:

1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”

2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”

3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”

4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

Always reblog

Posted on 24th Jul at 1:20 AM, with 6,065 notes

jussttom:

pandaskunk:

jesus-wubs-you:

rednailsandtea:

hhanons-princess:

lifehackable:

How to be the “Perfect” Girlfriend

THIS IS PERFECT OKAY THIS IS LITERALLY PERFECT AND I REALLLY LIKE NUMBER TWO

"Neither feminism nor sexism is going to help you when you’re hungry."

I was waiting for extreme BS and then there was none and I am content with this video. Yes.

Thank you. Thank you so much. Im crying right now.

someone needs to gif the part that says “neither feminism or sexism are going to help you when you’re hungry.”

Posted on 24th Jul at 1:12 AM, with 417,904 notes

frickgerard:

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car

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