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Posted on 27th Jul at 11:55 PM, with 243,508 notes

dirkstridersmuppetmaster:

psychedelis:

I want a regular family sitcom with cheap jokes and laughing tracks, which gradually get more and more disturbing until it turns to a psychological horror film with the laughing tracks still going

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Posted on 27th Jul at 10:44 PM, with 33,131 notes

linsdaylohan:

where is their academy award

Posted on 27th Jul at 9:26 PM, with 64,509 notes

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

Posted on 27th Jul at 9:25 PM, with 1,715 notes

MATT LEBLANC: "We spent 10 years together, all day, every day. And then when it was over, everybody’s career went in different directions, like it would with six people in an office job. When we run into each other, it’s like, ‘Oh my god! Hey, how you doin’?…It’s like no time’s passed. It really is. It’s good."  
On whether they ever watch the show, and what they remember about filming :
MATT LEBLANC: ”Sometimes [I’ll stop on the channel], I’ll say, ‘Oh, this is a good joke coming up.’” (told that Courteney Cox doesn’t remember much about those 10 seasons) ”She was drunk most of the time. I have to out her right here.”  
LISA KUDROW: ”I don’t tend to see the show, but on the Internet sometimes if I’m looking for something — I don’t know how it knows that it’s me—a Friends thing will pop up as a suggestion for something to watch… It’s always like, ‘Hey, why don’t you look at these bloopers? Look at all the Joey bloopers, and here’s David Schwimmer’s funniest moments…And I laugh out loud.”

MATT LEBLANC: "We spent 10 years together, all day, every day. And then when it was over, everybody’s career went in different directions, like it would with six people in an office job. When we run into each other, it’s like, ‘Oh my god! Hey, how you doin’?…It’s like no time’s passed. It really is. It’s good."  

On whether they ever watch the show, and what they remember about filming :

MATT LEBLANC: ”Sometimes [I’ll stop on the channel], I’ll say, ‘Oh, this is a good joke coming up.’” (told that Courteney Cox doesn’t remember much about those 10 seasons) ”She was drunk most of the time. I have to out her right here.”  

LISA KUDROW: ”I don’t tend to see the show, but on the Internet sometimes if I’m looking for something — I don’t know how it knows that it’s me—a Friends thing will pop up as a suggestion for something to watch… It’s always like, ‘Hey, why don’t you look at these bloopers? Look at all the Joey bloopers, and here’s David Schwimmer’s funniest moments…And I laugh out loud.”

Posted on 27th Jul at 9:17 PM, with 30,428 notes

nostalgia64:

drugdilla:

Keep this breathing

lmaooooo

Posted on 27th Jul at 9:16 PM, with 9,095 notes
humansofnewyork:

"Every time I get a job, they’re like: ‘Do this now.’ And I’m like: ‘I don’t want to.’ And they’re like: ‘You have to. It’s your job.’And I’m like: ‘Oh yeah. Shit.’”
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humansofnewyork:

"Every time I get a job, they’re like: ‘Do this now.’ 
And I’m like: ‘I don’t want to.’ 
And they’re like: ‘You have to. It’s your job.’
And I’m like: ‘Oh yeah. Shit.’”

Posted on 27th Jul at 9:12 PM, with 4,135 notes
your fave is problematic: my cat

fuzzwizard:

• doesnt understand the gaza confict
• kind of an asshole

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